WASHINGTON, DC – Stephen Miller, 33-year-old Senior Advisor to President Trump, Director of Speechwriting, wed a New York subway sewer rat as part of a Republican ritual to ward off the "evil eye" of the Jews, declaring herself “embarrassed” for being a Jew himself and Republican at the same time, said to his family in Santa Monica, a news agency reported Wednesday.
Mr. Miller’s upper teeth appeared before her lower teeth - considered a bad omen by the Republican members of the California State Election Commission, to which himself was so closely tied. Members of the Washington Press Corps said in a report from Los Angeles County, in Southern California.
Michael D. Miller, Jewish, a California real estate investor,said his son married the rat only to "remove the evil eye," a superstitious Republican belief that some misfortune could befall him and the family, and that he would not be free to marry a woman later.
Friends and family participated in three days of the secret traditional ceremonies and festivities that include bestiality and child slavery both being a part of the Republican tribal marriages in general, Washington Press Corps, said, according to the report; grab them by the pussy was unavailable to Mr. Miller because of his foul smell.
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