"President" Donald J. Trump Opens International Crime Spree

GOP FAVORITE TACTIC

TRUMP AT LEAVENWORTH 2021

"GANG OF FOURS” 

There are four faces in the world…

Only four:

Putin, Trump, Graham and McConnell.

And it follows that:

Putin rules Graham,

And Trump, McConnell.

Or is it…

Putin rules McConnell,

And Trump, Graham.

Or is it…

McConnell rules Putin,

And Graham, Trump.

Or is it…

McConnell rules Trump,

And Graham, Putin.

Or is it…

          McConnell rules Graham,         

And Trump, Putin.

Or is it…
Graham rules McConnell,

And Putin, Trump.

STEPHEN MILLER'S WEDDING PHOTO

TRUMP'S PENIS

Bolton reports that it takes 2 hours every day to do Trump's hair & make-up... Result:

Trump "thinks" he will be re-elected 

'cause no one can defeat a "wartime " President... 

His "war" is his impeachement

My name is I RATE VIEWER, and to amuse myself, I browse through the medical journals to find “FREAKS OF NATURE”! And without even looking at them, I am certain that there are women that exhibit CONSTANT ORGASM LASTING TWENTY-FIVE YEARS… OR LONGER!

And if you look around, you may find a few that fit the bill… CLEOPATRA, NEFERTITI, JOAN OF ARC, HILLARY CLINTON, RHIANNA, LADY GAGA, QUEEN VICTORIA, BEYONCÉ, EVITA PERON, AND MADONNA!

      I imagine IVANKA TRUMP would LIKE to have a constant orgasm lasting twenty-five years or longer NANCY PELOSI does!

      But you have to look at the other side of the coin too… men who have constant erections, HARD-ONS, lasting twenty-five years or longer, (How exhausting!). And if you look around you may find a few that fit the bill too…

Those guys are called…

REPUBLICANS

 @realDonaldTrump   

 I will resign when I cannot make any more money as President.

Palm Beach, FL - Stressed out during a long drive? Road hogs driving you up the wall? The Florida state government is only too happy to help. The country's first highway drive-in massage parlor and the South’s first brothels opened Monday, with the aim of reducing accidents by easing tense muscles of stressed-out drivers. The parlors will be equipped with automatic massage chairs and other facilities. "I hope highway users will use these facilities, and with separate but equal facilities for the gay and lesbian communities, I think I covered all the bases," Republican President Donald J. Trump said. Owned and operated by Wal-Mart, the first massage center/brothel along I 95, the government was planning to license a number of centers this year. Hundreds of thousands of Floridians and many others commute along a web of highways daily, but accidents - and deaths - typically rise during festive occasions when millions descend to the Florida Coast areas and major cities during extended holidays. Trump in an interview stated, “Look, I have to find a way to get re-elected… hell, I’ll be their first customer, guess where! And, for your information, this is Republican family’s issue.”